Vidiot straggles in with some baby shooting:

After polishing off a large mushroom & sausage from Domino's, I shot my baby.
Shortly after renting a paddleboat, I shot my baby.
While refinancing my mortgage to take advantage of the new lower rates, I shot my baby.
I delegated, and had my secretary shoot my baby for me.
Instead of walking the dog, I shot my baby.
While waterskiing nude at Cypress Gardens, I shot my baby.
While appearing on "The McLaughlin Group", I shot my baby.