You know what would make a really good horror movie? George Foreman opens a tanning salon...but in fact the tanning beds aren't beds. No, they're giant George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machines!
Oh the humanity!

Of course, you could set it in Hollywood to make a feisty little statement about the lengths shallow folk will go to to reduce their waistline and improve their tan. Wouldn't that be the most, daddyo?