Machaus is a wonderful person. You might think to yourself, "Sure, Machaus is a great and selfless human being and all, but I bet I could be better than him."

Laughable! Machaus has personally brought My Life As An American Gladiator into the ad-free state that you see before you now.

I don't know if they have a Nobel Peace Prize category for things like that, but if they did, he'd have my vote.

Thank you, my friend, thank you!