Do you want to send that special someone in your life a greeting card that says "I picture you as a misshapen, deformed gnome surrounded by mushrooms and squirrels eating romaine lettuce"? Of course you do!

Check out all of Alegra Davidson's creations, especially "a meaner warrior" and "down on the farm" for added levity. Those would be links but Tripod doesn't seem to want to be linked to.

My apologies for all the pop-ups. Curse you Tripod!