After much provocation from my friend Bungee Benji, here it is: The Fluffernutter. Strangely, it has nothing whatsoever to do with porn. Here is a little poem about the Fluffernutter

Fluffernutter
you make me mutter
and sound like a mountain
in Austria.

The Fluffernutter is a perilously unhealthy creation that is formed by the sythesis of white bread and Marshmallow Fluff. The elf in the bottom right corner looks like he drives a van and would like to lure you inside for some marshmallow fluffing, if you know what I mean. And I think you know what I mean.