Tuesday, August 14, 2001

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Someone took my domain name. Oh, my beloved gooseclothes.com! Now I will never call your strangeness my own. On the plus side, though, the site is working to combat a huge problem facing our society today: decorative lawn geese are running around naked. You hear me?! NAKED!

Luckily, thanks to this person's efforts, we can now dress our lawn geese as... oh, I don't know, maybe a ladybug and a witch? Or maybe something a little more commonplace: like maybe Vampire and Cowboy? And just remember that somehow, somewhere there are a couple of ceramic lawn rabbits dessed as geese.

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