The wife and I saw a car over the weekend with a large logo on the back that read: GRAVITY OUTLAW.

Now, you've got your outlaws, your rebels, but this guy is setting a new standard in rebellion. He's saying "Isaac Newton? I don't remember making you the boss of me! Physics? Ha! I never signed up for that! Me and gravity, we just don't see eye to eye."

Then he'll do that weird Sammy Sosa finger-kissing thing and float off into the sky, gravity-less and free.

Yeah, man. Screw physizzics!