Greedy's Bakeries!

Damn your smurf to a lifetime of mockery and abuse at the hands of cruel and callous smurfholes, as the pies and eclairs drop ever faster, ever faster, inevitably falling to the smurf-floor, where they will end up dusty and unloved.

Or, if you prefer, go and take the Which Smurf Am I Quiz, which I got 3 out of 6 on, even though I assure you I was robbed of two answers on pure technicalities.