What sucks?

The "Insert" key. That's what.

And peanut Jelly Bellys.

Here are some little moments of love I composed in honor of the "Insert" key.

Death to The Insert Key
Why must you taunt me so?
I have spent a long time fooling myself
Into thinking I can type better than a squirrel
So why this constant scorn?

The Endless Cycle
The text disappears.
New covers old
in a soft symphony
of renewal.

William Carlos Williams, Frustrated Typist
So much
depends
on
the
in
sert
key not
pissing me
off