First off, I want to send out my heartfelt apologies to Sniffles The Mouse, for insinuating that he was involved with the Merrie Melodies people, an assertion which is totally untrue. He was, in fact, in the Warner Brothers stable.

I also want to say I'm sorry for implying that Sniffles was ever head of a Colombian Drug Cartel in the early 1970s, that he wrote prescriptions for Elvis Presley and that he was singlehandedly responsible for spreading Hantavirus into humans. And the gangland slayings thing. That was mostly hearsay.

Sorry, Sniffles.