Aiiiieee!

Sinister, unexplained Mince Pies - God knows, the last thing you want to do is go messing around with otherworldly sweetmeats. Mince Pies may seem harmless enough. They are slow to anger and relatively inanimate. But once you get their dander up - look out! They'll be hell-bent-for-leather out of that muffin tin and latched on to your leg, sucking out your fluids for their unspeakable Mince Pie reasons that are ...umm... known only to them.

But the fangs!