Now that I think about it, most Shower Songs can be greatly improved by singing as one of the following personae:

- Sniffles the Mouse
- William S. Burroughs
- Fred Gwynne as the "Sometimes, death is bettah" neighbor from Pet Sematary (who I couldn't one picture of on the whole net. Poor Fred)
- Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster
- a pirate of your choice
- Mushmouth from Fat Albert
- Sinistar