Just in case you were wondering, it is still really incredibly unreasonably windy here.

I just drove over to get a cup of coffee, to remind myself that not all of life is bleak and empty and meaningless, and I was menaced by at least four separate tumbleweeds. They launched themselves at me from the side of the road, as if they were hurled skyward by some scoundrel lurking behind a fence, waiting for such a windy day to wreak havoc with his private tumbleweed army.

Actually, as far as hobbies go, that sounds kind of fun.