You know who's really good to make fun of?

Steven Seagal, that's who.

When you make little snipey comments about him, it helps you to grow and develop as a person, because in spite of the fact that Steven Seagal could probably beat your punk ass into a quivering mass of tears and regret, there's no way he would ever know. You know what else is great? There is virtually no chance that anyone will admit to liking Steven Seagal movies enough to argue with you.

But wait, Mr. Seagal is apparently The Action Lama. This turns out to be a Buddhist reincarnation thing and not a llama on rocket skates or something, which is kind of disappointing.

Action Lama playing drums.