The Big Movie Idea:

Remake Footloose, except this time everyone dies at the end. Except Kevin Bacon, who dies at the beginning. And take out all the music too. Especially that "Let's Hear it for the Boy" song.

All the fun-loving kids are forced to dance themselves to death in silence, in a grisly parody of a dance marathon, tibias eventually protruding through the skin of their horribly mangled legs. Too dark?

Maybe. Maybe too dark.

Also, remake Sleepless In Seattle, except this time everyone dies at the end.

A lot of movies could be greatly improved if everyone died at the end. No-one understands this very simple principle.

Tom Hanks, too, should die more.