Monday, September 23, 2002

Oh, Cheddar Jack Cheez-Its!

You are so nasty. So pleasingly nasty.

Come here, you vixens, and let me devour you. My hands shall be covered in cheese-slime, attracting insects and vermin, but I care not!

You rival Chikn-In-a-Biskit for sheer ickiness. Your somewhat cheese-like taste the product of some demented Sunshine employee, forever turned from God's path.

You are the coming of darkness, and the end of days!

Yes, my pretties. Yes.


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