Notes from my lunch with born-again friend:

- God has the Old Testament. Jesus has the New Testament. What about the Holy Ghost? No love for the Ghost?
- This is not a good thing to say to a born-again person: "I can understand being religious and all, but creationism? Does anyone really believe in that crap?"
- Also not a good thing to say to a born-again person: "All the fast food places have little things for you to stick on your antenna. Why don't they make a Jesus-on-the-Cross antenna buddy?"