I knew it! If I was a robot I'd be Roy Batty from Blade Runner. Find out which robot you would be.

Pretty damn cool actually. Except that means that later on in my career I will star in such monuments to lameness as The Hitcher with C. Thomas Howell. and I'll have to endure the humiliation of people saying "Rutger who?" while in the back of my mind I'll be thinking "All these moments will be lost, like... tears... in rain." Then the Vangelis music will come up, there will be doves, and I'll switch off.

OK, the truth is that I don't really remember The Hitcher all that well, though I do seem to remember one scene with some fingers in a box of french fries. Or was that Bedknobs and Broomsticks? I just can't be sure.