I have found the geatest mascot ever: I give you Clammy Sosa!

Clammy Sosa is but one of a gaggle of really strange foam suit entertainers from Zooperstars, whose ranks also include Roger Clamens. What makes him truly special, though, is his ability to eat an entire human. OK...Mackerel Jordan can do that too.

But still, He's a Clam! How cool is that?