You know what's a lot of fun?

Oh. Wow, you're right. That is fun. And with the soy sauce? Even more fun.

But I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about walking around hunched over like Quasimodo because your neck hurts and you can't turn your head. I've been doing that all day, and let me tell you, it's a hoot.

It is hard to say, though, whether it's more fun for me or for all of my coworkers who get to give me odd looks and shuffle away from me as if I were some sort of flesh-eating zombie. I don't know.

I knew I shouldn't have been slamming my neck in the car door over and over and over again yesterday. It just seemed like the right thing to do.