Friday, September 07, 2001

Today, an open letter to Anthony Michael Hall:

Mr. Hall

My humblest and most sincere apologies for confusing your fine film "Weird Science" with another equally fine and perhaps even more gutwrenching performance of yours in "The Breakfast Club", in which you portrayed with such sensitivity the plight of a misunderstood genius forced to the brink of suicide by a poor mark. To wit, the inference that a reference to an alleged
Niagara Falls region sexual conquest occured in the former and not the latter, which we all know to be the most atrocious prevarication.

I recognize your fine achievements as a thespian of the highest merit as, I'm sure, do most people on god's green earth.

Except that Edward Scissorhands role where you got all fat and stuff.

all my love



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