Incidentally, all Kafkaesque's Great Ideas are copyright Kafkaesque, and anyone trying to steal them shall be subject to the full and incontravertible wrath of my Clam Minions. In case you are wondering, my Clam Minions have not yet developed the twin powers of speech or flight, but I am told by the magical elves at Kafkaesque labs that they are advancing at a truly alarming rate, so you'd really be taking your chances.

Capice?