Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Today is Johnny Cash's birthday, but I want to make one thing absolutely clear:

Do not, under any circumstances, shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

It may seem like a good idea, and a fitting tribute to a musical legend, but just think what would happen if everyone went ahead and shot a man in Reno. The dry-cleaning bills alone would be outrageous.


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