I'm feeling guilty about the lack of updates on the site, so here's something weird I found in the "drafts" section:

If I ever go back to school for a graduate degree, I think I'll enter the exciting field of Nerf Studies.

The Nerf people never really did take Nerf as far as it could go.

Nerf Prostheses: Cheap and way more flexible than organic tissue, Nerf Limbs are the medical miracle of the future. Bound along on your new Nerf Legs! Got cirrhosis? Get a low-maintenance Nerf Liver.