This home-buying thing is turning out to be more expensive than we thought. Luckily, we've found a couple of great deals:
LARGE TREE ADDS TO THE BEAUTY OF THIS RARE 4 BR 2.5 BA TRACT HOME!
FREE CABLE! SWIMMING POOL! GREAT CUESTA VERDE NEIGHBORHOOD!
WON'T LAST! SELLER HIGHLY MOTIVATED!
built on graveyard. haunted by unquiet spirits of the dead.
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LOVE THE BOATHOUSE!
HUGE 5 BR, 3 BA VICTORIAN FIXER-UPPER ON THE LAKE. HANDYMAN'S DREAM!
RECENTLY FUMIGATED! NO FORCED-AIR HEATING, PLUMBING UNPREDICTABLE, SOME COSMETIC DAMAGE TO CELLAR.
FREE NANNY SERVICE FROM LIVE-IN DEVIL-PIG!
gateway to hell included.
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I don't know. Maybe I'll just take the caretaker job at that hotel in the Colorado Rockies and save up some cash.
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