We just had our quarterly meeting here at Purgatory, Inc, where the president of the company gets up and says really weird and enigmatic things. People clap and snigger and we get free grapes and danish.

It was very reassuring to know that all of our problems are over, now that we have gotten the problem solving software "MicroSoft 2000".

Also, I think he told us all to start doing speed. I just can't support that sort of thing. And maybe he can afford a daily drug habit, being president and all, but for the rest of us it might be a stretch on the pocketbook.

The grapes were very good though.