It is here!

My new car has arrived!

Perhaps you would like a ride in my new car, yes? Never! You shall never ride in it!

The Cheez-It Collectible NASCAR is mine and mine alone! I will rev its little tiny engine at my leisure, frightening insects and less complex forms of life, alone and free on a little tiny highway!

What's that you say? You will get your own Cheez-It Collectible NASCAR? Ha!

Perhaps it is within the realm of possiblity that you could cough up the $1.95, but are you truly ready for the challenge of procuring two proof of purchases?

I thought not.