Thursday, June 20, 2002

Time for another Kafkaesque Great Idea!

I know it's been a while since I had a great idea. To be quite frank, I've only had about four of them in the life span of this blog, which is soon to be one year. But it's quality, not quantity, right? Well, in this case, it's neither. And actually, the wife and I came up with this one together, and it's also not going to make any sense to you if you're not into German Industrial tunes.

It can't all be gravy.

Inspired by the John Lennon Baby Collection, which is, let's face it, putting a rosy face on the world and avoiding touchy topics like John's massive drug intake, I offer The Einstuerzende Neubauten Baby Angst Line!

Teach your malleable homunculus about the harsh reality and sorrow-laden facts of life with standouts such as:

Baby's First Circular Saw - Not only aurally but visually stimulating. See Baby's eyes light up at the shower of beautiful sparks!

The Haus Der Luge Crib/Playpen Set - Teach Baby that the world is full of half-truths and treachery, with charlatans and fibbers lurking at every turn.

Blixa Bargeld Baby Berets - For the fashionable Angst Baby.

The FM Einheit Push Swing - Plays a selection of FM Einheit's solo efforts to keep Baby from peaceful repose.

PVC Pipe - which just lays there and expresses the futility of Baby's existence in an uncaring world.


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