Also, the guy that won had a gigantic shiny bald head that looked a lot like a curling stone. I wondered if he had ever glued a handle to his shiny pate for Halloween and gone as a stone. Or if his head had ever been curled by accident by an overenthusiastic curler. Also: are there curling idiots like there are American football idiots and, if so, do they wear some sort of celebratory Curling headgear, a la the Crazy Football Head below?
UPDATE: After a good seven minutes of surfing, I can find no Crazy Curling Heads.