Monday, March 17, 2003

From the department of common sense:

Robert Blake is guilty. There hasn't ever been anyone as guilty as that guy. I know he has to be tried and endless hours of E! Channel have to be devoted to covering that trial, but let's be honest here: not very innocent.

John Edward can't talk to dead people. Nice people are lonely and distraught and he takes advantage of them.

President Bush does not have your best interests at heart.

If aliens exist, they're probably not all that interested in what's in the rear ends of middle America.

Subsisting entirely on Dinty Moore Beef Stew is not a real good idea.


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